End Obesity In America

Here's a diet that can save America from obesity. Each meal consists of 4 slices of Gardenia Wholegrain bread, half a can of Ayam Brand tuna (Chunks in Water/Olive Oil), and an apple. Make sure you drink water every 60-90 minutes. It's very important to stay hydrated to keep burning fat. If you're too lazy to chew, you can dip the bread in warm water, and swallow it (similar to Nathan's Hotdog technique). Instead of binging on one meal, eat 5-7 smaller meals a day. If u live in a high-rise building (or near one), you can climb the stairs for an effective, free-of-charge workout. And get enough sleep every night.

What is Love?

Throughout our lives, we've been fed all sorts of nonsensical quotes about what love is, but I don't buy any of them. I've come up with my own quote. Love is eating your lover's feces. If a man refuses to eat your feces, it means he doesn't love you. It's that simple. However, I'm not gonna eat your feces, or drink your diarrhea, because I don't love you. I just want your good genetics. I just want your baby, so I can nurture him to become a pro gamer, and hopefully win the League of Legends Summoner's Cup. Trust me. Love doesn't exist. Love is just an illusion taught to us, so that we will have a reason to make babies that will grow up to be slaves to the illuminati/globalists/elites. The elites will keep feeding us Justin Bieber to keep us believing in love, romance and all the other lies that they've been feeding us since we were born. The elites want us to struggle for meager salaries, and pay exorbitant taxes, so that they can live in huge mansions, drive Mercedes Benz, wear Rolex watches, and have orgies with the hottest women on this planet. I always tell people, "Love is an illusion, Marriage is just a contract, and Happiness is a warm gun".

Ideological Segragation

The globalist wants to cull population, right? I feel the US should have facilities to put people to sleep (for free), i.e., people who are tired of living, i.e. People like me who's suffering psychological trauma. The globalist wants to make people more manageable, right? Start a controlled environment for people who want a safe and secure life. Not everyone wants freedom. Some just wanna go to work, go home, eat delivery/microwave food, workout, and sleep. I workout in my condo by walking up the stairs (9 floors), 4 times per workout, 2 workouts per week. I walk to class twice a week. I don't smoke, drink, party, or womanize. I can record my games and upload them to my Youtube Channel, like Trick2G and Anklespankin. I'm quite sure "simple life" Americans would like to live together in a controlled environment, and be segregated from the "rebellious", "freedom-loving", and "cowboy-like" Americans who prefer to drive around with their guns, uzis, and AK47s, and have bar fights, street fights, street racing, and drug orgies. The controlled environment zone would have every citizen wearing Google glass when they're in public places. Every citizen will be a surveillance camera, and loitering will be strictly forbidden, which helps deter crime. I believe this would help America step up its economy once again. Birds of the same feather flock together. If "simple life" Americans are forced to live among "cowboy-like" Americans, they won't feel secure, and have no control of their destiny. They don't know when they will encounter a road rage or mugging, or be abducted, or tortured to death. They don't even have faith in authority cos there are corrupt police officers, and dangerous prisons where prisoners murder and torture each other. They won't have the motivation to work hard, build their career, or raise a good old American family, becos they don't know when everything will be taken away from them. I'm not suggesting ethnic segregation. It's ideological segregation.

I Support Summary Execution

If this is how prison life ends, I'd rather resist arrest and get shot by the cops. I'd say, "Just kill me, or leave me alone". I support summary execution. It helps reduce population, and saves money. I wonder what's worse. To die like this guy, or to get "human centipeded".
http://news.asiantown.net/r/49207/inmate-found-sawed-in-half-and-shoved-into-trash-can-with-organs-removed-in-california-jail

Lab Babies

In the future, babies will be grown in labs, women won't be needed, and love/romance don't exist. That will make the world more peaceful. No woman, no cry. No marriage, no in-law baggage. Clothes won't be needed either. We can walk around naked cos sex won't be on our minds. btw I don't wear underpants, not even in public. If that's illegal, then give me lethal injection. I don't mind.

What Makes A Real Man?

I've seen many quotes about what makes a real man, so I came up with my own quote. A real man doesn't brag about being tough unless he can survive the Human Centipede torture.

How To End Greed & Jealousy

I believe one of the causes of world problems is "greed & jealousy". Let's say Isabelle is a trophy wife, and all men are trying to get her. There's a possibility that they may turn to greed to obtain more money & power to get the girl. They may lie, cheat, steal, swindle, manipulate, and murder others for money & power. Therefore, we should legalize human cloning, and clone a million Isabelles. Then every man can marry an Isabelle, putting an end to human jealousy. 

Be a man?

They said, "Be a man. Stop violence against women." I said, "Not be a man. Be a rational person. American women can protect each other cos they have guns. A "man" is only a man if his testicles are intact. Even if he gets castrated, he can protect fellow humans (and animals) if he has a gun. Maybe I should be a priest, cos I like to preach my beliefs. Call me Father Nigel.